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So I saw the funniest thing the other day...
...I guess you had to be there.
Created on 2003-02-03 20:23:15 (#885799), last updated 2005-12-20
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Basic Info| Name: | Andrew Montes |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 12-11 |
| Location: | Oakland, California, United States |
| Website: | Karate Central |
BioI've got a new theory on life. Kurt Vonnegut helped with this one a little bit. He has a joke in one of his books.
"Q: What's the white stuff in bird poop?
A: That's bird poop, too."
People think there's all these different aspects to life. They think there are good parts to life, bad parts, sad parts, cold parts, sweaty parts.
But when you look at it, it's really all just bird shit.
"Q: What's the white stuff in bird poop?
A: That's bird poop, too."
People think there's all these different aspects to life. They think there are good parts to life, bad parts, sad parts, cold parts, sweaty parts.
But when you look at it, it's really all just bird shit.
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